Snapping Turtle's Head
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
Get the Snapping Turtle's Headmug. A scumbag who collects SNAP benefits and take food from the mouth of children while they’re actually a Millionaire hiding their assets in a Family Trust. Also a Rabid Trump Supporter.
by No Mercy July 7, 2025
Get the SNAP Scammermug. Snap is used to describe getting into heavy alcohol, usually a rye whisky but any alcohol fits the definition.
Hey Pistol, want to come over and watch the hockey game? "Yeah, I'll bring the hard snap and we can get our snap on".
by Ray Lefluer April 25, 2025
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by Smeekley December 22, 2014
Get the Ginger-Snappingmug.