Refers to da humorously-annoying conundrum dat's frequently encountered by folks suffering from C.S.S. (i.e., Can't See S**t"), particularly those who also have poor short-term memory --- they set their glasses down someplace, but then they forget where they laid them, and they cannot see well enough without said corrective lenses to find them again.
Keeping a spare pair of glasses (like simple reading-specs from da dollar store) in a certain place at all times (and then promptly returning them to said location after using them in a "mislaid glasses dilemma" emergency, like a hidden set of house/car keys that you use whenever you've accidentally "locked yourself out") can get you out of the age-old "I need my glasses in order to see well enough to FIND my glasses!" problem... you will always know where in the house that your "rescue" glasses will be, so you can go and temporarily don them for clear vision till you find your "regular" glasses again, and then put the spare set back in their "for emergencies" location.
by QuacksO October 26, 2020
you love making out with big men
by daddy41 May 06, 2022
You get get zero hoes and have no bitches
He definitely is wearing glasses
by PeeterJones12 May 10, 2022
When one person is reading a repeat negative reaction as a positive one, and the negative reacting person makes it clear they don't enjoy that behavior.
Tammy really broke the glass when she told me she didn't like my dad jokes. I've been getting that same awkward smile for a year!
by colster963 March 07, 2022
The act of farting in someone's drink, so they get a whiff of your ass as they take a sip, and even taste it!
Usually performed when the victim isn't looking.
Usually performed when the victim isn't looking.
by PaultheBrave May 31, 2023
The process of renewing Craigslist ads and other postings on the internet with a smartphone and getting paid for it!
I'm sure glad I don't have to get a real job like all those other suckers
I'm just sitting here by the pool tappin glass and making cash!
I'm just sitting here by the pool tappin glass and making cash!
by Enviromo November 20, 2017
The girl that ends up with broken bones after getting hit in the face twice, thus redirecting a flight.
Miss glass laughed about the hundreds of people she killed on the train after getting that dude banned from the airplane for life.
by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021