Johnny-on-the-Spot

He's the guy with the impeccable timing

^ Teacher turned her back for like three seconds, and that's all I needed to copy every answer off nerdboy's exam sheet
> Dude! You're a regular Johnny-on-the-Spot
^ Fuckin' A!

by thurb March 31, 2023

Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

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Person 343: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First "Angie Hernandez" Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 05, 2025

johnny eyes

Johnny eyes is when your eyes open really large when you are scared

Nick had Johnny eyes when dad confronted him about selling his truck.

by Papaspizza June 24, 2017

johnny drip drip

A sexy beast that is loved by nations.He also has a big roach down there

Do you know johnny drip drip

by bitco.mmit September 07, 2021

popping a johnny

Poking holes in a condom with the intention of getting pregnant

'Told her I didn't want a kid, then I caught her popping a johnny'

by Shan0206 February 10, 2014

Johnny Cob

Johnny Cob is the one true god. He is the corn lord and I love him and he loves all of you.
Unless your Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, Abalist, Etc.

JOHNNY COB BLESSES YOU. EAT CORN AND HE WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE FIERY PIS OF TOMATOLAND!!!

by SHITFACE.ca July 23, 2022

johnny log

this is the shit that comes out of someone's ass while a john glenn is happening, or because of a john glenn

"dude i feel a johnny log coming out!"
"aw hell yeah lemme get some of that aw yeah man aw yeah"

by johnglenn69 June 23, 2017