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Johnny juice

Fuck ton of tequila, ice, and whatever juice the bartender prefers.
by Calamus9 November 5, 2020
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Johnny

Someone who has a very cute name, very amazing person, likes games and alot of merch,. Black hair (mostly), and pretty eyes!
"Johnny is so cute" -Girl1
"Whos johnny??" -Girl2
*Points* "Him!!" -Girl1
"omg!! Ikr?!?1" -Girl2
by PumpkinWhat January 15, 2022
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Johnny

1. An annoying person that exhibits elitist gamer mentality at the expense of common sense and social skills.

2. A person classified as a “Johnny” demonstrates the worst possible behavior and suffers from extreme mental retardation.
My friend from Canada is such a “Johnny” because he made a the mistake of purchasing Suicide Squad for full price and thinking it would be good.
by Chaos223 April 6, 2024
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Real Johnny

Peeeedophile scary rapist
Real Johnny is a rapist and pedo
by CynicalWolf September 28, 2019
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Vitamin Johnny

That sweet sweet white elixir shooting out of Johnny's tip that can cure all illnesses.
I was feeling under the weather, then I had a shot of Vitamin Johnny and I was good as new!
by Johnny's recipient November 28, 2024
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Johnathan "Johnny" WhistleFishBoneBloweriluly 'Johnnie' Johnathan
Johnathan "Johnny" WhistleFishBoneBloweriluly 'Johnnie' Johnathan
by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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Johnny 2 pump

the act of pre mature ejaculation within 2 strokes or less
Jeremey:“yo, how was it with that girl last?”

Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber”
by Squidbilly420@gmail.com March 18, 2024
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