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The Virgin Mary

You find a hot ass virgin that knows shes fine and wont give it up. Knock her ass out with a brick to the head, make sure shes out cold, but dont kill her, then dog that chick without a rubber. Hit it like three times or so to make sure to get her ass pregnant. Clean her ass up so that she dont know what happened when she wakes up. Then bring her back to her house n tell her rents or roommates that she passed the fuck out. 9 months later a kid pops out
I dogged this chick good last night, gave her the virgin mary, hope its a boy
by C-Roi December 18, 2007
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Mary Mae

A person often to referred to as creepy or weird. Has an odd sense of humor and scares teachers. Is good at impersonations and is able to make weird sounds with his or her throat. Is also extremely funny when he or she wants to be.
Guy 1: Did you hear Mary Mae in class today?

Guy 2: Yea, she was making these weird animal sounds.
by Friend of a Mary Mae December 29, 2009
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mary magdelen

the whore that jesus saved and probably had a kid with and DEFINATLY had sex with.....she kicked ass
by mary m of suburbia June 4, 2005
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Mary Jane

'Mary Jane' or 'Mary':

A womans vagina. A small group of women i know dont like any of the words used for this part of the female anatomy and have therefore taken it upon themselves to create a new word to represent it. One that would represent the sanctity and femininity of the female 'piece'. Mary Jane was born.

Variations:
Bloody Mary - To be 'on the blob
Hail Mary - To have an orgasm
Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow - Generally code sung by women to let a friend know they have bush showing out the side of their bikini!
'She's got a hairy Mary'
'I was on a horse and all the bobbing up and down bruised my Mary Jane'
'He buried his face in my Mary Jane till i screamed Hail Mary!'
'Not tonight love - Unless you want a Bloody Mary'
by Redemo June 23, 2006
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bloody mary

When your fuckin a girl in her ass while she's on her period and some blood gets on your balls. Then after anal she sucks you off and the blood from your balls gets on her chin and she looks like a bloody mary!
Hey since your on your period how about a bloody mary tonight?
by Harry Balsonya November 29, 2006
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mary ham

The best anchor at pew news. so what if she killed Gloria Borger, you have no proof.
Person 1: I love Mary Ham
everyone else: fuck you
pewdiepie: finally
by Ronald McBorgerHam June 4, 2019
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Bloody Mary

When your girlfriend gets teeth pulled mainly or is bleeding from the mouth in general and she gives u head
I got the bloody mary last night after the opperation.. the gauze didnt stop much of the bleeding
by Reegy F. April 26, 2011
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