lock award

the most prestigious award a reddit post can get
omg my post got the lock award!!!!!!!!
by gh0811sn September 26, 2022
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hate lock

A "supplementary" padlock that you irritably add to a staple already containing a padlock, to express your simmering resentment towards someone for preventing you from accessing whatever it is that he has secured with his own padlock; now he himself will not be able to easily access it, either.
Installing a hate lock is an effective but totally-harmless (i.e., it does not actually damage anything; the owner is merely delayed in proceeding until he finds some heavy-duty bolt-cutters) way to exact revenge on someone for locking up something. Extra points if you sarcastically use a pink heart-shaped "love lock" (especially appropriate for uncooperative exes) instead of just an everyday "generic" padlock to "doubly secure" the staple, or if you use a multi-hole lockout-hasp with six additional padlocks attached instead of just a single padlock, so that the original padlocker will have to really toil with da ol' angle-grinder for a lengthy period before gaining access himself. Plus if you're totally snortin'-mad and wish to really humiliate/distress him, you can even stake out the location and watch for him to arrive and begin cutting off the locks, and then you can make an anonymous 911 call so that the cops will come and investigate, since it would logically appear to others that he's trying to break in.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
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Lock

A lock is a guy that always tries hard to be cool, and he's a doppleganger. He thinks he's in the cool group but no one likes him.
"Wow that guy Daniel is such a lock!"
by rookie cookie October 26, 2015
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Foot Lock

Foot lock is when you are sat or stood in a position and then your foot locks in place and you’re unable to move it for a period of time. Sometimes, when you are able to move it again, it can be painful. An easy way to unlock it is by twisting and flexing your toes as much as possible.
Oh no, Becky has got foot lock again. Should we call her mum?
by alvssandra November 15, 2022
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Cheese-Locking

the act of building smegma on one’s uncircumcised penis and connecting the cheesy foreskin to another cheesy foreskin.
“Yo Jerry, wanna cheese-lock?”
I would heavily dig cheese-locking with you Tom!”
by allahmommy July 10, 2025
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CAPS LOCK

CAPS LOCK IS A BUTTON ON THE KEY BOARD THAT WHEN PRESING SHIFT WILL CREATE A lowercase LETTER
hELLO
i LIKE USING CAPS LOCK A LOT
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Locked-In Syndrome

LIS also known as Locked-In Syndrome is a common disease where "quirky" and not always intelligent Generation Alpha children have every muscle in their body stop working and can only blink and look up and down. This includes but is not limited to: 3rd graders, 4th graders, 5th graders/ and select 6th graders.
person: "Timmy said his friend was, "locked in" yesterday, hah!"
Timmy's friend: *trying to blink in Morse code to tell you it's Locked-In Syndrome, not locked in, two completely different things.
by Thank God Im Not Gen Alpha April 08, 2024
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