Jasons law

As long as you get a license before your court date for not having one a judge will let you go free

I just got a ticket for not having a license I am going to follow Jasons law

and get one so I don’t have to pay the ticket

by Arrestedcape October 24, 2023

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Josh the Law

Josh The Law is a person that drives fast and doesn't obey the law. He can't be punished though because HE IS THE LAW.

You are acting like a real Josh the Law! Calm down and slow down.

by 69anonymous42 March 6, 2021

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Henson's Law

Proposed by James L. Sutter on Twitter: "Even the best CGI will look crude in 10 years, but awesome puppets will always look like awesome puppets."

I call Henson's Law on that whole Baby Yoda craze... he's only popular because he's a puppet. If he was CGI, he'd be unsettling, and nobody would give a shit.

by HotSauceBear May 23, 2021

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Gambini's Law

If you steal a meme with spelling mistakes and someone corrects you as if you made the errors you get to flame them online for 12 hrs and they cannot defend themselves...

Pompous Idiot: "**You're"
Poster: "I Invoke Gambini's Law, you cvnt!!"

by SlappyVonPickleBreath November 16, 2021

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Moldy's Law

Give someone the chance to be stupid, and they will take it.

"Trump needs to have his phone taken away. Otherwise, Moldy's Law will mean he will get on Twitter."

by Mojo1936 May 20, 2019

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Honey's law is a term from the video game Counter Strike: Global Offensive. The term refers to an incident referring to a CS:GO tournament where semi professional Counter Strike player Honey stated to his team "Don't get headshotted" as his entire team proceeds to get headshotted by a single enemy player.

>Doesn't remember Honey's law
>Proceeds to get headshotted immediately
>Your fault, retard.

by Black Santaclaus July 10, 2019

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