Derek's Law

The side that a person votes always lose. No matter what happens.

Ben: hey man, I voted for TL in csgo
Derek: Hey, me too! I voted for TL
Ben: Fuck you man. You have fucking Derek's Law
(TL loses and Ben cries)

by phenomenicphobia June 17, 2015

Birkenhead's Law

Derived from the Birkenhead Drill, Birenhead's Law states that, because women are oppressed by patriarchy, men do not deserve any help or sympathy.

A new blog on Tumblr has just banned all men from joining because it's creator firmly believes in Birkenhead's Law.

by everythingannoysme July 25, 2015

Honey's law

Honey's law is a term from the video game Counter Strike: Global Offensive. The term refers to an incident referring to a CS:GO tournament where semi professional Counter Strike player Honey stated to his team "Don't get headshotted" as his entire team proceeds to get headshotted by a single enemy player.

>Doesn't remember Honey's law
>Proceeds to get headshotted immediately
>Your fault, retard.

by Black Santaclaus July 10, 2019

Moldy's Law

Give someone the chance to be stupid, and they will take it.

"Trump needs to have his phone taken away. Otherwise, Moldy's Law will mean he will get on Twitter."

by Mojo1936 May 20, 2019

Gambini's Law

If you steal a meme with spelling mistakes and someone corrects you as if you made the errors you get to flame them online for 12 hrs and they cannot defend themselves...

Pompous Idiot: "**You're"
Poster: "I Invoke Gambini's Law, you cvnt!!"

by SlappyVonPickleBreath November 16, 2021

Jamingson's Law

Jamingson's Law is a term used when people resort to petty and unjustified insults in an argument to try and look intimidating.
full definition- If you feel the need to call resort to insults in a formal argument you are an idiot, a fool, and should leave immediately to avoid looking like a bigger fool

Guy #1 No Ford is a way better brand than Honda
Guy#2 No Honda Is better by a longshot
Guy#1 Whatever, bitch ass loser.
Guy#2 Heh, ever heard of Jamingson's Law.

by _Haoudin_ October 23, 2019

Puggs Law

Punching someone in the titties hurts.

According to Puggs Law punching in the titties hurts.

by Neovo90 June 2, 2017