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Breck Jones

An Autastic and funny dude who’s lowkey retarted
you’re being a breck jones right now
by Slippery.frog November 6, 2019
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shrimpy jones

A guy with a small dick and large balls that can't see his toes
by John to con June 9, 2016
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mael jones

A person who has a very short temper and I angry all the time no matter what. And Is like dobby someone's bitch
by Cyniful June 6, 2018
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Dirty Jones

First, start off in a hotel room with 4 guys in the middle of a small town in the United States. Once you feel that urge, you know the dirty jones is coming. Start by locking the door, then slowly make your way to the toilet. Take a shit, then DO NOT wipe. While the shit is leaving your anal cavity, start jerking off. Once you finish, clean yourself in the shower excluding the lower half. Don’t dry your now wet and slimy body and place yourself back upon the toilet. Once seated, proceed to hustle out another shit. Towards the end of the shit, whip out your now sensitive cock and finish what you started by elongating your penis from 3-4 inches.
That sick human just ripped a Dirty Jones in the bathroom.
by BayStBroker July 21, 2024
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Roger Jones

To finish the last bit of food in a shared container of food.
John, please roger jones the last bit of pasta, I don’t want to put it back in the fridge.

He roger jonesed the ice cream, I wanted one more scoop.
by PlumPare August 11, 2024
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Jone

Used to exemplify a very good or very bad thing, usually used to refer to an attractive woman but could be an object as well.
Oh, shes a jone!
Wheres my jone? (Looking for misplaced favorite item)
by Hollywood Hog February 4, 2021
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