jacobs step stool

a jacobs step stool is a jacobs ladder but for a small penis

did you hear what i was just told my friend told me her man went to get a jacobs ladder but when the guys at the shop seen his penis they just laughed and said its too small for a jacobs ladder to be put on so they gave him a jacobs step stool instead

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 2, 2009

big dick jacob

its big but not that big

she told me that im a big dick jacob

by big dick jacob December 13, 2016

beljain jacob sheffield

its when jacob sheffield swallows a lot of horse cum and fisting becca

beljain jacob sheffield

by steven56788 March 1, 2010

Jacob Tyler Jackson

A lanky kid with the emotional maturity of a -3 year old. He claims to have terets and says thats pp to everything. Jacob Tyler Jackson is a very good gamer although if he gets mad he WILL crash the server. His fursona cat name is bumbleflight.

Jacob tyler Jackson: Thats so pp i finna bumble away
senior jp: u r retarded

by Jase Price September 11, 2019

Jacob hackney shit

a) when someone is being overly flirty or horny when speaking to you

b) when someone has a panic attack while smoking weed and refuses to smoke ever again
c) when someone is fake as shit
d)when someone overreacts or is completely exaggerating about a subject or is overdramatic
e)when someone is a fuck boiiii

He was talking about this one girl all night, that's truly some Jacob hackney shit

by Sweetpantherpurrs123 June 24, 2017

Jacob from tdk

Jacob is one of the most well known members in popular dank member server TDK. He is a very helpful and supportive. Also he loves anime titties, and by tits he means HUGE boobs. Some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packin some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabhankoloos. Big ol' tonhongerekoogers. Lucious thick creamy bonkhonagahoogs. Gigantonormous megamanimous humongous hungolomghononoloughongous. OH YES DADDY YES YES DADDY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hey have you heard of jacob from tdk?
No i havent

Nobody:
Not a single person:
Jacob from tdk: *posts hentai in gen-chat*

by iacobus3232 November 9, 2020

Jacob from tdk

Jacob is one of the most well known members in popular dank member server TDK. He is a very helpful and supportive. Also he loves anime titties, and by tits he means HUGE boobs. Some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packin some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabhankoloos. Big ol' tonhongerekoogers. Lucious thick creamy bonkhonagahoogs. Gigantonormous megamanimous humongous hungolomghononoloughongous. OH YES DADDY YES YES DADDY OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hey have you heard of jacob from tdk?
No i havent

Nobody:
Not a single person:
Jacob from tdk: *posts hentai in gen-chat*

by iacobus3232 November 9, 2020