Morning Peak

Every morning, at the start of each day, young, healthy males get jacked up on testosterone, prompting them to be more aggressive, sexual, and virile. The Morning Peak is also often the cause of "morning wood", A.K.A waking up with an erection.

Don: "Dude, Marnie said you yelled at her this morning for asking what you wanted for breakfast..."

Dan: "Sorry, man. Morning Peak had me actin' like a gorilla!"

by Infinitussy September 7, 2025

michigan morning

The pure anarchy that ensues between 4-7 am where no one has coffee and the driving reflects it.

Another michigan morning, another two dead.

by DzyzyzyD May 22, 2018

good morning

A greeting you might use in the morning (06:00 until 11:59).

Good morning.

by Çwçwçwçwçw July 31, 2025

Typical Tuesday Morning

Using one's tool to light a Baskin Robbins (the spot where you order frozen treats, and they rip your heart apart.) on fire, in which it explodes and kills everyone in the building.

Scientists are calling it the heist of the century. I call it, a Typical Tuesday Morning. Hi! I just lit a Baskin Robins on fire.

by GalazyGuy July 26, 2022

Morning wood

when you have an erection before 10;00, without committing to masturbation

man, this is some great morning wood

by grilledcheesecrust November 30, 2022

morning bone and stone

Waking up immediately jerk off and smoke weed

morning bone and stone is: waking up and jerking off then smoke weed without getting up

by Dingledine’s diary September 11, 2023

Stealth Morning Drunk

A person who starts drinking at what would be considered a normal time, such as 8PM despite the fact that they work up at 6:30PM. Technically speaking they are a morning drunk, but it is not obvious to an average observer.

Woke up an hour ago and I'm drinking already. No one knows what a horrible drunk I am. Being a stealth morning drunk sure is nice.

by BunnySMG February 12, 2015