Morning Lag

When you wake up just completley out if it, and you don't want to do anything that requires you to move, it out fourth effect.

Dude...that morning I suffered from an extreme case of morning lag.

by MySexyHair February 21, 2015

Good morning god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: good morning god bless Hila
Hila: What?
Ethan: I said good morning god bless Hila

by Brosmagma May 23, 2018

morning joy

When you wake up to your girl sucking you off under the sheets.

Joy, morning, sex , cum, morning joy

by Thejackinthebag November 2, 2017

Early morning robin

essentially masculine: waking up with a hard-on,... a sign of good health, a throbbin' robin...
From the old ironing spray or roll on supplement 'Robin Starch'...which stiffened collars and cuffs....

The first spring morning was delightful, the dawn chorus filled the air with natures song and Dave woke up with the 'early morning Robin' pushing against the duvet...

by The Daemon November 2, 2013

Daily Morning Power Call

Something that if companies had, would make them unimaginably more successful. - James Marshall

"imagine how much more successful companies would be if they had a Daily Morning Power Call" - James Marshall

by Golden James Marshall February 6, 2019

Good Morning And God Bless

V. Good Morning And God Bless
- The act of combining your morning dump, and your breakfast, into 1 activity.

Thanks to the good morning and God bless I save 10 minutes getting ready every morning.

by The Random Loon Publisher May 23, 2018

good morning and god bless

Whilst using the washroom, during bowel movement one drinks coffee and eats breakfast. Typically on the toilet.

Yesterday I tried a good morning and god bless.
I don't think my life will ever be the same...

by Grand Papa John May 24, 2018