Date History

The mental "list" of all of the people somebody has dated.

"Should I go out with Kaley or do you think she's a slut?"

I dunno bro, shes got a long date history.

by laxer6 November 29, 2011

tudor history

Tudor history is the most rubbish history. Modern preceeds it. Tudor history isnt even worth searching for.

Peadophilia in the tudor history period.

by barrytrotter199876579&69 November 2, 2013

the history of middle-earth

The History of Middle-earth (commonly referred to as HoME) is, like the better known Silmarillion, a compilation of the work of J.R.R. Tolkien put together and published by his son Christopher after his death. If your thought the Lord of the Rings was a brick you ain't seen nothing yet – HoME is comprised of twelve volumes of coffee table adorning glory (not including the index which gets its own book).

HoME is comprised of older versions of stories found elsewhere and material that didn't make it into the Lord of the Rings or the Silmarillion.

Met by cries “but this contradicts the canon!” HoME is frequently perused by hardcore Tolkien fans trying to figure out just how biased the imaginary in-universe authors of the texts really are and who the hell Tom Bombadil is anyway.

In addition to being an interesting read The History of Middle-earth can also be used to press laundry and kill cockroaches.

by Osprey Eamon February 7, 2015

a histachii

Refers to a micropenis.

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, that nigga sporting a histachii.

by tenaciouzd June 2, 2016

Clearing history

The act of wiping ones rusty Sherif badge after a hard wired or WI-Fi down load

Have been for a hard wired down load in there the big roll is rough I felt like not Clearing history

by Spogetastic July 7, 2016

writing history

an alternative way of saying you are taking a shit, mostly used in office with female colleagues.

"Probably after this lunch i'll be writing history"
"Awesome dude, i just went and it was great, pride!"

by wallis92 July 17, 2017

modern historian

Someone who is always watching the news.

"Mr. Thomas? You mean our math teacher? Yea, he's a real modern historian. Everytime I go into his class, I always see him reading some fresh news article pulled up on his computer."

by thedancingdemon November 22, 2017