Facebook Friend

The basic unit of popularity.

Tyler: "Wow, Adam has over 2,000 Facebook friends! He must be really popular!"
Michael: "Yeah i bet he gets laid every night!"

by PopKull October 28, 2010

Friend thief

when you introduce 2 of your good friends to each other, and they both leave you behind and spend more time with each other

"Jim introduced chris to sophie, and they got on well. so well in fact that they left jim behind! Chris and sophie are both friend thiefs"

by chim chimmity January 19, 2009

friend hoe

When someone goes around and calls everyone their bestfriends

She just told multiple that they're her bestfriend, what a friend hoe

by Uaufhjaka November 6, 2015

Friend Stealer

Someone, usually of the other sex, that spends a lot of time with one of your friends, hogging them away from you. Friend stealers usually become that person's boyfriend or girlfriend.

Dude 1: "Dude, how come he's not hanging out with us anymore? I've been calling him up all week!"
Dude 2: "He's with that new chick dude, they hang out like every day son!"
Dude 1: "That no good friend stealer!"

by Da Vin Chee February 4, 2010

Friend Of Tal

The informal name for IGN moderators, who are a group of posters who traded in their dignity for a modship and are disallowed to make critical comments about the company for their questionable methods. Many act like yes-men for IGN. Named after Tal Blevins.

Metaltopia is a friend of Tal.

by Marshall Rousso May 3, 2006

friend group

A friend group is a collection of people from one part of your life, who don't necessarily know people from your other friend groups.

1. "This is going to be fucked tonight, like 3 of my friend groups are all blending at this party."

2. "I can't believe my co-workers, my BFF from grade school, and my grrls are all going to be here tonight. How random! I hate it when my friend groups collide - aarrggh!

by Jeanyis June 10, 2008

Keychain Friend

A friend or acquaintance who is so cute, fun, witty and charming, that you want them to go everywhere with you.

"Chrissy you are my new keychain friend - I wish I could shrink you down and keep you in my pocket so you could go everywhere with me."

You might also use the term keychain before their name, such as "Keychain Chrissy"

by METRObliss August 16, 2009