Mary Jane Rotten Crotch

adj., the word/s used to describe a rather maloderous emitions originating from a woman's private's parts

I got together with that honey from the coffee shop...boy, what a Mary Jane Rotten Crotch she turned out to be.

by Yeayuh May 13, 2005

Faggot Fucker Fire Crotch

a complete asshole, that likes to fuck girls/boys with red cooter hairs . and or gingertwadts .

"ethan is such a faggot fucker fire crotch ."

by yerrrr nklaflakfh May 5, 2009

punch my crotch !

"Fuck off!"
Ladies and gents, yo soy la creadora...now beat it!

Burger King employee:So you gonna order or what...!
Sandra:Huh...don't be getting all pissy on my ass else punch my crotch!

by H.R. Puff n' Stuff March 21, 2005

fire crotch

A red-headed, cocky fucktard that in no way shape or form contributes anything to his own life others lives or society as a whole.

I would rather dip my balls in a deep-fryer while drinking a homeless guy's jenkem and have a pack of rabid dogs eat my still attached fried balls than be near that fire crotch prick bobby beaman for more than 3 seconds.

by bobby beaman March 8, 2009

Secret Crotch Watcher

Someone who uses tables to hide an erection when pretending to do work but are really watching the crotch of the hot girl wearing a skirt sitting opposite.

Breadmond: Willy-pig!? Why do you have a table on your crotch?
Willy-pig: I'm doing work!
Skirt Girl: OMG!? i just saw you looking at my crotch up my skirt!!
Willy-pig: I'M NOT!! I'm doing my work!!
Breadmond: Yeah!! Sure you Secret Crotch Watcher!

by ZzOoBb October 14, 2009

I'll grab your crotch

One of the best insults used to make people get on your case.

Person 1: Bitch I'ma Fuck You Up
Person 2: Dude I'll grab your crotch!

by Jesus4Brains October 29, 2007

S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing)

The act of rubbing ones crotch without even realising one is doing so.

It may be done in a variety of situations that are not slightly arousing to even the most average, psychologically balanced individual

It is done sub-consciencly when the brain finds itself inactive with nothing to do.

Fiddling with your genitals while doing something mundane and inane such as:
- Mid conversation with a casual acquaintance
- Queing in the bank to withdraw money,
- Confessing in church
- Collecting your child from preschool

S.C.R (Sub-conscience Crotch Rubbing) is not a serious psychological ailment but it can lead to distress and situations of awkwardness and sexual embarassment

by FenCor December 26, 2011