california law

weed laws

yo gimme some of that California law

by Bawls Mcbop October 16, 2018

California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake

One who talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk. Dig?

Look at Mr. Carbon Footprint, over there..... nothing more than a California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake.

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by Johnny / -the Random Prophet November 8, 2018

california sunflower

A circular train of vag munchers, in which one female tounge punches the vaginal cavity of another famale while she gets her own vag consumed by another female. This represents the petals of the sunflower. In the middle of the cirlce consists a ninja star. A ninja star is the very chanllenging act in which four women are scissoring all at once. Thus representing the seeds or center of the Sunflower.

I walked into my dead grandma's book club and layed my eyes upon the most gloriuos california sunflower one could possibly ever witness.

by dertyjuiuytrfthyulop;[olytrhjk February 22, 2019

california rendezvous

Essentially the same as Broke back Mountain

Greg's not here. He must be on another California Rendezvous.

by BaldchickenOfreedom March 1, 2019

California Coleslaw

When a man licks the cum out of his wife's pussy after being cucked

Jim over there just had some california coleslaw

by Gary Morgan March 15, 2019

California Crosseye

One who smears jiffy on their gooch, preferably creamy, and lets their partner and one other animal (doesn't matter what) lick it while they stare at them both with a blank crosseyed stare.

I was backpacking through California and my wife and I met a friendly wild boar. I took the peanut butter off the sandwiches and as a reward gave myself a California Crosseye instead

by dontsmellmyfinger January 1, 2019

California Tractor Pull

When a man sticks his cock in a womans ass, then the woman sprints. Until the man ejaculates in her ass

That hooker gave me a real good "California Tractor Pull" last night

by The bigges big boi January 2, 2019