Go hug a cactus!

Get lost! Scram! Begone!

"Your phone call wakes me up so you can try to sell me shit I don't need, you can go hug a cactus!"

by Zed Numar September 19, 2021

Cum-Incrusted-Caccoon

The aftermath you find yourself in after indulging in pure gluttony of greek yogurt consumption.

Dude eat so much greek yogurt yesterday, he was discovered on the sofa in his very own “Cum-Incrusted-Caccoon”

by IvyFayeStarr September 22, 2021

Abunda la caca

"Abunda la caca" is a famous meme depicting a woman saying the phrase and then hysterically laughing. Abunda la caca translates to "poop abounds" in English btw

1:ABUNDA LA CACA
2:*hysterically laughing*

by Ilikesailormoon_13 October 24, 2022

abunda la caca

The funniest punchline ever written. Attempting to tell this joke will cause the user, as well as any unfortunate enough to be in earshot, to violently cough up their lungs in manic laughter. Considered a bioweapon in 59 countries.

joke teller: ¿Cómo se dice diarrea en Africano? (How do you say diahrrea in African?)
joke teller: ABUNDA LA CACA (THE POOP IS ABUNDANT)
joke teller: *fucking dies*

by guy_man_person November 17, 2022

tacos de caca

poop tacos = tacos de caca

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by HumanusAustralis December 16, 2022

Swallowed a tiny cactus

When you hook up someone that has an STD. It looked tasty and easy, but it didn’t turn out that way.

Tammy: How did it go with Joe?

Melissa: Not good. I swallowed a tiny cactus and now I’ve got to get treated for this rash.

by LackOfAfro January 31, 2023

me gusta la caca

A average person would say that it means "i like poop" but it actually means you look good so you could say that to a mexican mom and maybe they can give you some tamales or a really good treat.

Julie:oh my god me gusta la caca.

Maria: oh my gosh thank you.

by cartooncat is the best :) March 7, 2023