The worst country asshole to have a lifted truck with a small penis with a whole can of dip in his mouth to want gum cancer with a stack in the bed to fuck his sister from Kentucky
by Country Cooter May 15, 2018
Get the country cootermug. Bro-country music, the twinkling star in the red Solo cup of country genres, often sounds like the playlist for a never-ending frat party. Dominated by lyrics that worship trucks, dirt roads, and beer, each song is like a map of clichés—always taking you right back to a tailgate you never left. The music videos? A veritable checklist: flannel shirts, cut-off jeans, and bonfires that look suspiciously hazard-free. It's less about the sound and more about selling a sun-drenched, muddy lifestyle, where the women are as interchangeable as the pickup trucks. This genre has perfected the art of turning nostalgia and auto-tune into chart-toppers, often making you wonder if there's a secret factory churning out these tunes via a "bro-country" Mad Libs book: just add a tractor, a generic body of water, and an attractive blonde to complete the formula. Indeed, bro-country might be the only place where you can get away with rhyming "beer" with "here" for the umpteenth time and still call it poetry.
As I scrolled through my music playlist for a road trip, I cringed at the bro-country track that promised once more another ode to beer and pickup trucks, thinking, "Surely, the world of country music can offer more than just endless choruses about Georgia dirt roads and nameless pretty girls."
by yahweh_7734 April 18, 2024
Get the Bro-Countrymug. Country off the coast of Oregon
Spoken language is “Organese”
Recognized as an official country in 1702
Spoken language is “Organese”
Recognized as an official country in 1702
by Micheal Jackson man September 7, 2021
Get the The Country of Oregonmug. by That1gaygirl June 10, 2019
Get the Country duckmug. The condition that happens to cross country runners feet. Symptoms include toe pain, your toe nails may fall off, blisters on heel, and ripped skin on ball of foot.
Cx runner 1: Man my toes hurt a lot
Cx runner 2: Oh no you may need to check that out! You may have cross country toes!
Cx runner 2: Oh no you may need to check that out! You may have cross country toes!
by Imarunner:) October 18, 2023
Get the Cross Country Toesmug. person: hey, are you listening to for KING & COUNTRY?
person 2: of course, they're the best band in existence
person 2: of course, they're the best band in existence
by Colby/Lowen May 10, 2023
Get the for KING & COUNTRYmug. When a pale ass country girl goes to the beach and she gets a full body sun burn, then gets cum on top of.
by Ziggarot May 31, 2018
Get the Virginia country steakmug.