Guy 1: I popped my girls cherry again.
Guy 2: That only happens once, dipshit.
Guy 1: Not if you just believe.
Guy 3: You mean, if you give her a California Cherry Crush.
Guy 1: ...Why don't you guys ever let me invent stuff...
Guy 2: That only happens once, dipshit.
Guy 1: Not if you just believe.
Guy 3: You mean, if you give her a California Cherry Crush.
Guy 1: ...Why don't you guys ever let me invent stuff...
by IRHMP August 27, 2016

by Gotugoin April 9, 2015

When you have anal sex with a girl who has never had anal sex before her asshole will swell up slightly - resembling the swelling of the top, center of a cherry pie after it has been baked in an oven.
by Sg9 January 3, 2017

I wanted to Melon Mash but we couldn't because we're Chinese. Cherry Pitting is the next best thing.
by This is a mess October 22, 2009

when having doggy style sex, you get to climax but pull out, spit on her back (she will think you are done) blow your load in her face, and then punch her in the nose to make it bleed
by tunaistheshit February 19, 2009

An act involving a menstruating woman and a second subject, in which the menstruating woman takes a mustache ride and simultaneously releases her bowels, thereby covering the subject's face in the red and brown mixture.
"Last night that kinky bitch showed me how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Cherry Tootsie Pop."
by Shizzynat April 7, 2008

A cherry pie surprise is when you have sex with a girl who is on the rag while you have no idea. Made famous by some dude named Jake Daniels.
"Dude, I heard Jake got some cherry pie surprise from this girl named Jessica the other night. His dick was was covered in bloody pussy juice."
by Hank Thrasher January 26, 2007
