wet the bean

The act of going to a music festival during the week.

I'm kind of burnt out , so I think I'll wet the bean today.

by laps dog June 5, 2017

Nick Bean

A turd burglar, who eats turds every day, and rapes random people.

"EWWWWW RUN IT'S THE TURD BURGLAR NICK BEAN"

by lolollllollolooldawg December 3, 2017

bean polishing

The act of female masturbation

"Jen spent all night bean polishing, she couldn't walk straight this morning."

by JizzySpunkbubbles August 26, 2013

Twiddling the Bean

Female masturbation process where the finger (twiddler) rubs the clitoris (bean). This usually ends with an orgasm (making soap).

I was twiddling the bean of this chick while I was banging her and she loved it!!!!

Jenny couldn't get any tail at the bar so she went home alone to twiddle her bean.

by The Twiddle Monster March 17, 2011

Bean Bagged

The art of thoroughly getting fucked over by a co-worker. His catatonic reflex to the anger directed towards him after the fucking is delt is usually enjoyed only by those who see the impersonation afterwards.

I was supposed to get relieved 20 minutes ago. Who is relieving you? Oh god no you just got Bean Bagged again.

by Palokuku June 26, 2008

bean ride

when a bunch of mexicans are pushing an old, broken down car through an intersection/street, causing a serious road block that frustrates everyone else

there's a bean ride going on up ahead thats blocking the road.

by canttouchthis1 October 19, 2010

bean-ball

A game mexicans play north of the Mexico border that requires a ball and a group of mexicans or hispanic people. (Also known as beaner-ball)

They're hogging the court again with another game of bean-ball.

by BiG MiKE XXV April 13, 2008