The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.
Mrs Jones: Never you mind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.
by Fouloldron November 10, 2022
Get the Exercising Bastard Facemug. (Tommy must always be with a capital T, in commemoration of the Tommy gun-Thompson submachine gun):
Verb: to kill, in a hail of bullets, a cop or a g-man, using, as the name suggest, a Tommy gun
Verb: to kill, in a hail of bullets, a cop or a g-man, using, as the name suggest, a Tommy gun
If you are going to Tommy-pick a bastard, you might as well live, and die, like Al Capone, John Dillinger or Baby Face Nelson.
by Sexydimma December 4, 2015
Get the Tommy-pick a bastardmug. “You have Fat bastard-itus!”
by Tway Ubabqwe February 22, 2020
Get the Fat Bastard-itusmug. by Largo La Grande July 10, 2018
Get the The Bastard Swordmug. Sulaimaan when he makes girls fall in love with him and then not give a donkeys toe when he destroys there life
by Shush6363 November 26, 2023
Get the Bastardmug. "Clive is such a total arse," said Peter.
"Yeah and he's a total bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think he's a total arse bastard," concluded Derek.
"Yeah and he's a total bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think he's a total arse bastard," concluded Derek.
by Dark Therapy February 4, 2009
Get the total arse bastardmug. A person who is incapable of doing any sort of activity other than shovelling copious amounts of shite down his throat as cum dribbles down his tower of chins
by anonymous November 30, 2021
Get the Fat bastardmug.