The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

1. One of the best, most original horror movies to date. If you liked something in a horror movie after TCM74, chances are it was stolen from the latter. Despite its horror credentials, TCM74 contains very little visible blood, relying on creepy imagery and unsettling, innovative music to set the mood. Followed by a string of lack-luster sequels.

2. One of the worst, most unnecessary remakes of a classic horror film in cinematic history. Take one part original, nine parts Dawson's Creek, and separate out the terrifying originality of the '74 version, and you have TCM03. It had the drill instructor from Full Metal Jacket in it, though. That was kinda cool.
1. Paul won the accolades of all for renting the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre after someone had expressed their fondness for the remake and ignorance of the original.

2. Habib was deported when he fell asleep watching the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake on TV and missed the deadline for renewing his student visa.
by Deez Nuts April 17, 2005
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texas chile bowl

When you fist someone's asshole then fill it with hot sauce and a cell phone set to vibrate, then repeatedly call the cell phone.
My cell phone bill is so big because of the Texas Chile Bowl.
by texas pete January 01, 2005
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Texas Wrangler Darlins

One of the best spirit groups at the University of Texas. They are made up of some of the hottest girls on campus, and are very active in the Austin community.
girl 1: I rushed sorority!

girl 2: I joined the Texas Sweethearts

attractive girl 3: I'm a part of something even better: the Texas Wrangler Darlins!
by FelicitieAnderson December 08, 2010
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Texas Southern University

An HBCU in Houston, Texas. Its origins can be traced to Heman Sweatt, an African-American who applied to the University of Texas Law School in the 1940's. The university did not admit blacks. Rather than admit him, the state of Texas created an entire university and law school for blacks, which eventually came to be known as Texas Southern University and the Thurgood Marshall School of Law.
I'll be attending Texas Southern University in the Fall.
by GilGam April 17, 2010
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Texas Train Wire

When you fuck a girl while using BBQ sauce as a lubricant and while you're fucking, she is zapping your dick with a cattle prod.
Hey babe, wanna Texas Train Wire tonight?
by Jiggledoes-R-US December 11, 2009
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texas t-bone

When a man puts a strap-on on backwards and bones two chicks simultaneously by swaying back and forth while standing. The chicks are bent over imitating doggy style creating an upside down T.
Andy texas t-boned two skanks at mikes party last night.
by Coochers April 14, 2008
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Texas Red-Eye

The burning sensation in one's balloon knot after dropping a fire dookie. This extremely painful sensation is usually caused by power drinking while on a bender or extremely spicy food. Also may be caused by not properly cleaning after swamp ass.
While taking a shower, the water hit my Texas Red-Eye causing me to scream like a gay dude at a Cher concert.
by MFresh May 17, 2008
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