Bruised Arm

A phallus (penis) after sexual intercourse. (Typically used after a male loses his virginity).
Dave: Robbo, heard you had a big night last night, how's the bruised arm?
Robbo: Not too bad mate, she dusted me off with a loaf of bread after so he's held up alright.

Jack: Fuck, my bruised arm's causing a bit of grief this morning. Might toss one off to settle things down.
by CHEEF KIEF August 26, 2018
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straight arm pouring

When you pick up a bottle of Galliano Sambuca (black flavour), using a straight arm pouring it in your mouth.
What started as a lovely Chinese banquet for new years dinner ended up with straight arm pouring, Black lit in the mouth and dancing on the table tops.
by Sam Fitzpatrick January 11, 2011
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Donkey-arm

Ran into Mindy last night, gave her the Donkey-arm
by Donkey arm - A stiff cock December 19, 2014
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arm ring

A band of metal that goes around ones arm to signify badassery. Usually given by someone who has many but sometimes taken off of the body of those you have slain.
"He's a man to reckon with look at all his arm rings!"
by UnclUncle March 05, 2017
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shit arm

When you use your arm to whipe your booty hole
Man, I ran out of toilet paper i had to give myself shit arm
by Shitarm February 24, 2017
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Muppet Arms

A derogatory term for people from India. First used by the British army as a racial slur during cricket games.
by Edward Scholarsly May 24, 2018
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one-arm-driver

a driver who drives only with one arm while the other arm is either holding or groping a girl.
The police are looking for the one-arm-driver just like you.
by wordwatcher February 19, 2012
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