Squirty Mus-Tard

when a douche bag guy driving a suped up honda gets his car squirted with mustard.

"Holy shit, did you see Jeff just got Squirty Mus-Tarded"

by Kevlar01 March 31, 2010

jimmy-tard

a retard
based off of a tard my dad went to school with named jimmy, thus they called each other jimmy tards in his retarded honor

dude, youre such a jimmy

youre a jimmmy-tard

by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 16, 2005

E-tard

to fail at using the internet, whether in forums or browsing through perverted images of the blue waffle with your male friends

Nerd 1: LMAO, YH, TBH E=MC2... LOL

E-tard: FORL

Nerd 2: FORL... Flooring On The Roll Laughing... Hehe, what an e-tard.

by Handicapped Pigg March 14, 2010

re-re-tard

One who is a retarded retard who is so retarded they don't deserve the re.

You did what? Man, you're not a retard, you're a re-re-tard. Why are you still alive?

by wildmanchild February 09, 2010

wii-tard

1. someone who buys a wii for way too much money
2. someone above 18 who plays a wii and isn't drunk of their ass

tom: "I just bought a wii from somebody for just $800!"
con: "...wii-tard..."

by orginalgangstarob November 15, 2007

fuck-a-tard

You, your mother, and everything that sorrounds your life.

"You are a fuck-a-tard"

by n00bliE master June 13, 2005

Tard Cake

A Certain Individual who is a Retard, Fails there exams and has to have help by a member of staff from there school.

What a Tard Cake!!
What a Full on Ree
100% Tard

by kshjsjsk April 12, 2008