Fool's Simp

A male who treats a female with the respect he would anyone else. Most commonly when their beliefs happen to align on the internet.
"Simp!" John said. "No," James said, "that's a fool's simp you moron!"
by AnWatermelon March 25, 2020
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Badger the Simp

Badger the Simp is a bottom that is submissive and breedable.
Badger the Simp is such a bottom
by Anonymous14378325 November 21, 2021
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Simp-athetic

When guys are emotionally supportive of a girl only because they want to get in her pants.

It’s basically being a therapy simp.
Kevin was very simp-athetic towards Katy during her tough breakup, in hopes she fucks him for being so so supportive and such a nice guy
by Diabetic sugar daddy February 23, 2021
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Simp scale

A scale of 1-10 measuring the magnitude of a simp's simptitude
How do you rank on the Simp scale?

Considering I just bought her a gift hoping she'll get back with me after cheating on me, I'd say a 9+
by CaptainHook09 June 17, 2020
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bella the simp

bella the simp is mean
by sjsjjdjffirriiwiwiwidudf March 02, 2021
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Simp Virus

A person who simps for too many people to count. Whether it be anime characters, real people, etc.

Simptoms: Blushing 24/7, constantly talking about different people as if they are in love with said person, heart rate through the roof, shaky hands.
Person1: So... I simp for bakugo now too..
Person2: WTF?? HOW MANY IS THAT NOW??? YOU MUST HAVE THE SIMP VIRUS...!
by BisexualStrawberry;) April 13, 2021
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SIMP SHANNON

shannon is a simp for ebenezer because she always talks about who she loves in a very affectionate way, she also does this for four of diamonds. she doesn’t know what a simp is ❤️
beth: you’re a SIMP SHANNON
shannon: how
beth: *shows this definition*
by notasimphehehe July 04, 2020
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