Sumo simp

A massive simp, simping to levels man isn’t supposed to reach, an extreme level of simp or someone who will remain a simp for eternity.

Dude my boyfriend is such a sumo simp!
My ex is such a sumo simp he just won’t leave me alone!

by Cathrinsangel October 9, 2021

sugar simp

A title of which someone who simps will buy the person they simp for gifts such as clothes, jewelry or other items they want, however they don't ask for anything back as making the person they simp for happy is payment enough; Someone who buys gifts for someone they simp for and either asks for nothing in return or says you can pay them in affection.

"I told my boyfriend to buy me a top that I liked as a joke but he actually went and got it for me along with some other things on my Amazon wishlist! When I said I owed him he said that I already repay him in affection."

".....Your boyfriend is a sugar simp omfg-"

by LxiG May 28, 2021

Fool's Simp

A male who treats a female with the respect he would anyone else. Most commonly when their beliefs happen to align on the internet.

"Simp!" John said. "No," James said, "that's a fool's simp you moron!"

by AnWatermelon March 25, 2020

Valid Simp

(Not exclusive to Males) A person who gives a lot of attention to the right person not for superficial reasons like looks but for everything so basically loving them unconditionally and loving them for who they are not because of physical attractiveness.

That guy is Valid Simp thats a good thing

by Human07 July 15, 2021

Subway Simp

Someone who thinks subway is good and they are stupid

:Ur a subway simp
:stupid noises

by Edwardomazing August 13, 2020

Jon is a Simp

When Jon simps for Trin so much, you just have to say it

Person 1: Jon loves Trin too much!
Person 2: Its confirmed, Jon is a simp
Person 1: WTF

by Caleb Is EPIC October 16, 2020

CJ Simp

A word that retards overuses w/out the correct definition. It means a douche named CJ that is overly desperate for women, especially if she is a bad person, or has expressed her disinterest in him whom which he continues to obsess over. They're usually just gay virgins that will accept coochie from anyone regardless of who they are. respec waman #cjsimpery.

A: "CJ, Baby arm keeps saying no when I ask her out. Shes all "stop asking me out, I barely know you and this has become more of an obsession than a friendship"... Isn't she so smart?"

B: "shut the fuck up CJ Simp"

by douchebigiloo November 3, 2022