matt diffley

a beautiful boy with a pig nose and pretty brown eyes with golden and black streaks but makes u fall inlove w him and falls inlove back then he has severe anger issues if u don’t like even a song he likes hell block u and wont let u be happy with anyone else and hell make u wanna blow ur brains out and go for ur frieds but love him

“i had my first love already “ it was matt
who’s first love wasnt matt diffley”

by bluefarts7220 April 2, 2023

matt fish

"Matt Fish-ing” someone is when you say you'll talk to someone, but then don't answer your phone."

Did you talk to John? I was supposed to, but he Matt Fish-ed me all day.

by FishBone555 May 23, 2018

matt

the most powerfull being along with shaggy with his incredible LV2511

oh man i was enjoing wii sports but matt appeared im fuc**d

by 32-bits July 16, 2019

Matt Sheldon

Matt Sheldon is a professional footballer (soccer player) who has played for multiple clubs in the US and Germany, and has had a great career and now currently plays for the Hartford Athletic in the USL Championship. He has a YT channel called Become elite in which he blogs his career and gives advice- he is incredibly inspiring and motivating to watch and gives a true attachment to his viewers by showing the ups and downs of football. He is my idol.

Matt Sheldon is playing tonight vs LA Galaxy
Wow, I feel bad for LA Galaxy because Matt Sheldon is the goat. I wonder if he’ll blog the game?

by Fat weirdo 2 May 4, 2023

Matt Tort

When a dude is banging a chick belly to belly

Oh shit Kyle just banged that chick Matt Tort style!

by Butch Jackson July 25, 2024

Matt

A no good man who talks a lot about nothing actually important. Cheats on you with Jessica. Has a large penis but doesn't know how to use it. Says derp a lot (loser). Handsome but short

Did you see Matt today?
Yeah I saw his dick print through his sweatpants but there was nothing good other than that

by smartgirl108 January 14, 2024

Matt

The of the coolest five minutes of the anime Death Note, his real name Mail Jeevas.

Also known as the thirty second guy, he's a minor character that aids Mello in the Takada kidnapping.

Matt is a cool dude with a PSP and striped shirt, but unfortunately he got gunned down by like 20 bodyguards.

Person 1: Dude, do you know who Matt is from Death Note?
Person 2: Who is he? I keep seeing his name pop out on AO3 Death Note fanfiction.
Person 1: You know, yellow goggles dude. He appeared when Mello kidnapped Takada.

by Panic Manifest September 19, 2020