lukes your mum jokes

the worst your mum jokes out there... with no one laughing but himself

guy 1: your chicken looks dry as hell
luke: your mum is dry as hell

lukes your mum jokes

by jason leland April 27, 2022

Luke Shaw

the best left back to play football

"whos the best defender in manchester"

"obviously luke shaw"

by borglove November 26, 2022

Blonde Luke

Luke is a charming boy at first but as it goes he turns into one of those liars you cant trust.

He thinks he's the best and that he's popular well he isn't. Ge can become your friend once then randomly treat you like shit. He also likes to use his mum to gain sympathy from the girls

Blonde Luke :Hey my mum could die in a few weeks.
Amy:aaaw i feel sorry for you.

1week
Blonde Luke: I love amy
2weeks
Blonde Luke: I love emilia
3weeks
Blonde Luke: I love grace
and so on...

by sheahoee July 02, 2014

Luke X Charlie

Let me explain the characters and the relationship.

Luke: is a short muscular man that is retarded and rich.

Charlie: is a tall woman that likes waffles.
Sometimes she thinks that Luke dick is a waffle so sometimes she accidentally bites a little bit.

Luke: are you ready

Charlie: absolutely daddy

(Luke X Charlie)

by FNF faceless SpongeBob March 22, 2023

Luke Moran

Big monkey lover

Monkey monkey monkey Luke Moran

by Big pedo nonce February 11, 2020

Luke Moran

A big fat ugly bully who thinks he runs spenny cause his dad is rich, this man thinks he is better than everyone but really just bites kids toe nails, his dad will put his jumbo John sausage up your bum if you go in his house, he also loves kids bum, if you see a Luke Moran run

There’s a Luke Moran you best run

by Big dirty paki June 21, 2020

love ur luke

It literally means I love ur look;
Can be taken as love ur flow;love ur way of dealing with me

I love ur Luke this evening

by Monu16 May 28, 2022