Shit Tard

A person who is just plain out a fucking retard, who also probably eats shit for lunch. . .

Jacob: Dude Tyler you want to go eat shit for lunch today?

Tyler: Your such a shit tard.

by Douglas S November 23, 2006

Shit Risk

The likelihood that the receiving partner in anal sex will defecate onto the penetrating partner.

"I don't know dude, she had Taco Bell, the shit risk is pretty high."

by Misanthropic Bong December 9, 2015

smelly shit

When you shit and it smells like shit

Smelly shit

by Your fave botch January 7, 2021

Shit Banana

That long, massive, curved, "banana" shaped dump you take when you eat something unsettling.

Look at that giant shit banana Paris Hilton left in the bath room stall! She must've eaten some mexican food.

by UrbanLady64 July 1, 2011

Shit Towels

A bag of soiled and used towels stored at the front entrance of buildings.

Yo man, why you have to elbow drop me on the shit towels, now i gotta clean my ass up!

by The Lift March 8, 2009

world of shit

To be in big trouble.

Joker: Leonard ... if Hartman comes in here and catches us, we'll both be in a world of shit.
Leonard "Gomer Pyle": I am .. . in a world . . . of shit!

by DeathMetal May 26, 2020

That shit's fire

A simple statement acknowledging next level greatness

^ One hit off that joint from Ned's stash, and four hours later I'm still buzzed
> Yeah, no kidding. That shit's fire

by thurb August 8, 2021