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You Are What You Eat

The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.
Frank: “You Pussy.”

Dave: “You are what you eat.”

Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.
by instagram @matte069 May 16, 2018
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Sometimes you got to live in the woods

It’s when life can throw some hard punches at you and you have to learn how to evade, get back up, and evolve in order to survive the next threat that comes into your life.
John: Dude I lost my job last month and it made my life a living hell and that’s what made me become an entrepreneur.

Dave: Bro “sometimes you got to live in the woods

John: Dude that’s so true and I’m stronger from it
by Coboricua March 7, 2021
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snatched you up

I cannot believe some nice woman has not snatched you up
I cannot believe some nice woman has not snatched you up
by Gene64 July 23, 2022
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basically when you meet a red head, you'll love it too much to get rid of her
"damn she's feisty"
"well once/ when you go ginger, you'll never wanna loose her"
by she's right tho September 7, 2016
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You smell like onions

When you smell so bad of BO, you literally smell like onions. You most likely need to take a shower and use deodorant.
by Emron April 13, 2022
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You

You,

The most beautiful person in the world, with the best personality ever.
You are this special, magical, and beautiful person in my life

My best friend,
You are everything,

Everything i've ever wanted.
You're the love of my life
I love you for being you.
You are the best
by SpillinLove June 20, 2019
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