Lonely Man's Bukake

To be masturbating and climax into one's own eyes
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.

"AHHHHH, WHAT THE FUCK!?
Shit, this is a Lonely Man's Bukake.
Fuck, that stings"

by Lord hamster molester the 5th July 5, 2022

ladies man

a gentleman, a scholar and what you act like you dont want to be, but praise

a: i used to be such a ladies man
b: lol i like you better now
a: no

by ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜) (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ July 7, 2022

Jude Meade Manning Flynn

Jude Meade Manning Flynn is a GOD at Halo

Is that master chief, No! It's Jude Meade Manning Flynn

by Helloitsme) July 7, 2022

Man shot

When men cum

my boyfriend was so aroused he man shot thrice

by Gijjlegum July 8, 2022

Man

male

He's man

by nikhlesh July 9, 2022

Trimble’s Mans

Little blue people who can’t turn a screwdriver without being told how, don’t get raises, and get fucked in the ass for the company they work for.

Damn dude, look at them Trimble’s Mans in those raunchy ass t-shirts.

by Zim Jink July 11, 2022

Bread man

The backbone of Madfutters (also first in messages). Genuinely one of the most reliable guys in the server, scrap that. The most reliable. He is honestly the reason
humanity is still going and better then ever. He’s amazing. Shout out to Breadman, I know you see this. Love you.

John Moohan : Bread man is such a “spammer”.

Casual Goldie : Who’s Bread man?

John Moohan : The greatest human on earth.

John Knows.

by yournanstoelicker July 12, 2022