man makes you food

He tryna make you his girl...

"Girl This man makes food for me in the morning and at night"... "Oh yeah you his girl because this man makes you food!!"

by juicyjkj August 23, 2023

Playing a man like a trumpet

It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip

“Hey bunny didn’t you say you have a video of you playing a man like a trumpet?”

“It’s Essentially Fisting his ass with at least three fingers, moving them independently inside while sucking on his tip”

“How much do I have to pay you to do that to me-?”

by TransexualCartman October 20, 2025

One man bandwidth

When your internet can only support one solitary device.

Barnabus got really angry because he couldn’t connect multiple devices to Blues shitty one man bandwidth internet.

by Realmack August 1, 2018

Man Pee

A funny name for a man’s penis

He came out of the restroom & he had his man pee hanging out

by ThatGoddess21 December 8, 2021

Muppet Man

A person, usually masculine, that’s exudes muppet vibes andenergy and/or looks like a muppet

Do you see that guy at the bar? Totally a muppet man.

by Myke658 September 16, 2022

Man Gold

Man Gold is a euphemism for a man's seminal fluid and implies that it is both valuable and desired.

"Damn! That girl is thirsty! Do you see her chasing that man gold?"

by b.belcher42 June 2, 2018

Mack man

Bully, tough guy, one who intimidates others.

Don’t mess with that guy; he’s a Mack man. Yeah, that’s Joe, the Mack man.

by Big Dano May 19, 2024