shit plus two equals eight

A way to use the word "Shit" in public or in the presence of children or those easily offended. 6 + 2 = 8.

While preparing dinner for the Family, a Mothet cuts her finger and exclaims outloud, "Well shit plus two equals eight!!!"

by Barbara J. Green April 26, 2014

feces poop crap shit fuck

1. (interj.) A phrase that someone says when something bad happens. The increasing vulgarity of each word is caused by the speaker getting more and more pissed off, culminating in a resounding fuck bomb.

2. (n.) A highly grotesque encounter between two or more gay guys, as can be inferred by the name.

1. (driving in car, late for work) "Feces!"

(driver spills coffee on self) "Poop!"

(driver swerves on road) "Crap!"

(cop chases after driver) "Shit!"

(driver crashes car) "FUCK!!!"

2. Guy #1: You hear that Tom and Bill had a feces poop crap shit fuck?
Guy #2: No, I didn't. What's that?
Guy #1: Oh, well they produced feces, then pooped, then crapped, then shat, all whilst fucking.
Guy #2: Oh, that makes sense. Thanks for letting me know, #1.

by fpcsf bomb August 21, 2011

Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That

When something totally unexpected or messed up happens, this would be the appropriate way to react.

When a random flying unicorn dies from the impact of crashing into your garage, you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

Or after watching Oprah for the first time, at the end you would say: "Holy Fucking Shit What the Hell was That?"

by GayFish#2 January 18, 2011

call someone who gives a shit

Don't bother me with your petty bullshit. I don't give a wrinkled rat's ass. Politer version is call someone who cares.

I think I might get fired tomorrow.
Here's a quarter. Go call someone who gives a shit.

by octopod November 22, 2003

Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick

A man is teasing and turning on women by wearing tight spandex shorts or tight jeans showing the outline of his penis, and at the same time conversing in risque, sexy conversation with women, knowing that they are checking out the outline of his dick and getting turned on and horny for some cock.

All Bad Ass Wally does all day his hang out on the corner wearing his spandex shorts and engaging in sex talk with all the women who pass by to check out his cock showing through his shorts. Bad ASs Wally loves to spend all day Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick.

by sammy1 November 17, 2006

Don't shit where you eat

Don't behave in a way, or make choices, that will ruin something you depend on.

Captalist: Let's just dispose of this toxic waste in the nearby river where people fish.

Sane person: Say what ? That's suicide. Don't shit where you eat, my friend.

by Wyrd Sister March 9, 2017

Punch Your Tough Shit Card

An action offered to an asshole whose worthless opinion or request doesn't matter and/or is a waste of time.

Frank: Hey Bill, Dave over in Finance wants that report from last week so he can finish the proposal.

Bill: Tell Dave to come see me and I'll punch his Tough Shit Card.

Or:

Tell me again how much you hate it when your neighbor's dog craps in your yard and I'll Punch Your Tough Shit Card for you.

by bktscrambler October 5, 2009