Bitch

This one time a basketball player , who was very good at his job, decided to join the team that beat him, to all but ensure a title in his future, even though his team was very good, this man was a bitch.

by joydirt June 13, 2017

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bitch burgers

Like Asperger's but more Bitchie

Shannan: im gonna fuck you up!!!

Bill: uh oh her bitch burgers are coming out again

by Goblinqueen June 15, 2017

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Female dog

I walked up to my female dog and said "what up, bitch"

by Jeff Wilson June 26, 2017

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Bitch

1. Your ex best friend who fucked up your high school life and is now fucking your ex.

2. Peter Pettigrew, because why the fuck not, he was a real bitch.

3. Your best friend who'll never ditch you for a date with her man.

1. "Oh, yeah, she's fucking with my toy now, I thought it was broken but idk tho."

2. "Peter Pettigrew is a bitch from Harry Potter who betrayed the best friend who never suspected him."

3. "You mah bitch."

Basically bitch is used for friends, real and fake, both.

by xxm.mcgonagallxx June 26, 2017

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Mattress Bearing Bitch

A girl that has a lot of sex. Hooker. Lady of the night. Slut.

Guy 1: Wow look at that girl, she looks so hot in that short skirt with the fuck-me pumps on. I want to go get her number.
Guy 2: Stay away man, can't you tell she's a "Mattress Bearing Bitch"! If you get jiggy wit it she gonna give you the gift that keeps on givin. Your crank is will end up looking like a piece of coral and fall off.

by Ron Damint July 13, 2017

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