Catch em' on the fuck up

When an opportunity for you comes up because someone else is "fucking up", so you take advantage of their screwing up.

Guy1: "Man, Captain Lew is screwing up... he's not doing his job or anything right for our program."
Guy2: "Dude you could totally get his rank AND Position if you catch em' on the fuck up."
Guy1: "Dude, i dont want to be a douche but you might be right... next time he messes up , ima pick that slack right up."

by KillaTrevo October 15, 2010

Grease Up Your Trotters

Birkenhead Slang.
A female who prepares to arouse herself at the sight or sound of others participating in intercourse (i.e. listening to their neighbour; spying from a cupboard)

“Oh Julie, stop complaining - you don’t really mind them having sex so much. Just grease up your trotters and enjoy the free show.”

by Youreallpigs November 9, 2018

Clean me up, Thotty

When your girl's on top and you pull out, finishing on your stomach, shout this to make her clean it up. A reference to Star Treks popular phrase "Beam me up, Scotty".

*cum noise* oh shit there's cum in my belly button, CLEAN ME UP, THOTTY!

by My neighbour to the north April 14, 2019

ya dun fucked up

A simple phrase that you can say to someone that has made a retarded mistake.

Oh my god Blake, ya dun fucked up, your mom will be so pissed with you.

by NoHomo123 November 7, 2019

cheer up green bean

Popular expression used to comfort those in emotional distress. Also used in Russia.

Friend: "I want to kill myself"
Ashy: "Cheer up Green Bean"
Friend: "Thank you, I'm okay now"

by RelevantBanter May 27, 2015

All sorts of boned up

awl -sawrt -uhv, ov; unstressed uhv or, especially before consonants, uh-bohnd -uhp

- The act of boning up in an assortment of ways.

- A surefire way to make sexting awkward
- You penis going up in a hypothetical matter by replacing it with a bone, bone up.

- Hitting jade from behind
- Jade cooking in a skirt
- Jade putting her FEET, YES FEET, NOT LEGS on his shoulder (be cautious about ripping down a shower curtain.)
- Asking Jade if shes wet (even in the shower)
- The thought of Jade willing to try anything

Used in actual conversation:
"May 27Jade
lol
well i'd wear a skirt for you
i'd probably wear a lot of things for you

May 27Scott
well thank you
you're getting me all sorts of boned up "

by REALPaRqUeT September 8, 2011

straight up bear violence

A phrase to concisely describe a ruthless, vicious mauling, that leaves the victim dazed and confused.

"Did you see what Claire did to Max just now?!"
"Yeah brah, straight up bear violence."

by fubarbarian October 17, 2016