DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND

When a father screws up a seemingly simple task, this is the explanation he will use.

Mom sent Dad to the store for an 8 pound turkey, but he misread the label and brought home a 20 pound bird.
“Dad, couldn’t you tell the difference between 8 pounds and 20 when you picked it up?”

“DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND!”

by Mister E. Meat November 25, 2020

Let me submit my shit

This won't submit my shit!!!

Hey Please Let me submit my shit

by KassWritesDefinitions March 3, 2021

Like Shit Through a Tin Horn

Phrase used to describe quick reckless actions, such as the fast spending of money.

We're spending money like shit through a tin horn.

by drsax November 25, 2009

bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks

A hoe that ain’t loyal

Ayden: I can’t believe it, nicole left me for another guy but I guess bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks.
Harrison: yeah man she was a bitch

by Igetpussy24/7 October 30, 2017

The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy

1. When your born to do something but forced to do something else to accomplish your nature-borned task.

You: I hate needing to wipe after I shit

Friend: Bro you cant escape the 'The Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe Philosophy.'

by Luigi Maxwell January 19, 2021

ima be rocking those shits

i'll be wearing that

Darell: aye homie, you see those sneakers over there?

Tim: yee' they hot.

Derell: word nigga; next time you see me ima be rocking those shits straight up.

by Leticia <3*; June 20, 2008

I'm Gonna Rock Your Shit

To say you will beat someone up after they Trigger you or offend you.

1.Tim: Bro your such an asshole.

Me: Say that one more time and I'm Gonna Rock Your Shit bitch.

by MansTooHotHeGotDMS August 10, 2018