Absentee man

A guy who wants you to believe that you and him are in a serious relationship but is never present or doesnt actually do anything for you or with you. He expects your full commitment despite his negligence of the relationship and your needs.

Stop feeling sorry for yourself and leave him! Drake is clearly an absentee man.

by ReDivulger November 22, 2021

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Potato man

Adam Phillips

Adam Phillips is a potato man

by Ghffgvff November 2, 2021

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see a man about some porcelain

Go to the bathroom

*Leslie stands up from the table* Excuse me, I’ve gotta see a man about some porcelain.

by donnylovedbowling November 2, 2021

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Dead Mans Stroke

The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.

I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off

by Whatdidyouexpectonthissite November 2, 2021

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Man-Bitch

A man-bitch is an alpha conservative Republican who has meltdowns in the same way liberal Democrat snowflakes do, while simultaneously claiming to be a “badass who isn’t afraid to tell it how it is”

Example: Uh oh, Donald Trump is going full man-bitch again

by Laytonguy November 3, 2021

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