The Funky Unicorn

When somebody attaches a dildo to their head and shoves it into the vagina or butthole of another person during sex.

“Did you hear, Mark totally preformed the funky unicorn on Joshua!”

by sexybabyman November 05, 2023

deadpool unicorn

The unicorn that Deadpool gets off to.

Johnny: “dang man is that the Deadpool unicorn”
Bob: “the one and the same”

by Kallumbacker December 28, 2020

floppy dick unicorn

When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.

I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.

by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017

Unicornical

Unicorns are creatures of happiness- being unicornical or in the state unicornality means you are equally as happy as a unicorn

You're very unicornical today

by unicorn_1orn June 04, 2018

Unicornical

An amazing magical creature know as a unicorn

Hey guys I saw the most Unicornical of unicorn's the other day.

by Punk1986rock November 25, 2023

Power unicorn

A power unicorn is a sub brandishing a rainbow or otherwise colourful/sparkly strap on. Power unicorns don’t take the reins; rather, they are ridden. 🦄

“Shelley had a wet dream last night about a power unicorn.”
“I was at the queer bar and I met a power unicorn. She was both stunning and terrifying.”

by \buffalo-brown November 21, 2020

Desert Unicorn

A girl from Vegas that isn't a whore

you see that girl over there, she's a Desert unicorn bro

by RedxArrowx7 January 20, 2019