touching the trees

When one under the influence does not want to deal with the effects of a hangover, so they rip off their shoes and socks and walk across the sun-kissed lawn (freshly cut) to touch that one tree that just seems to call out to them

“Bro it’s 4am right now, how is Jonathan not dying? Bro is touching the trees!”

by Da Chew April 3, 2024

I'm gonna touch you vro

Often used to imply that a person will touch another person, (vro), usually consensual and the actions performed are considered freaky.

1. If you don't stop right now I'm gonna touch you vro
2. I'm gonna touch you vro
3. Don't make me touch you vro.

by myshishthereal789 June 18, 2024

touching my hat

The act of delivering a message to someone by using double meanings and involving third parties or even mass media.

The message is usually covered by a supposed to be weird sense of humour and can have disastrous consequences such as destroying relationships, causing depression or having the career jeopardized by losing the job.
It is not unusual that the sender is that immature, villain and coward that if asked to have a direct discussion flees away or even claim a friendzone after the damage done through the prank done.

She was touching my hat while her fuckbuddy was making a parody of the love letter I sent her

by Sombrero Tocado September 3, 2016

Never touch grass

Someone that NONE stop play games whitout going out . We say that he never touch grass.

Or ''BRO he never touchs grass !!!''

We use this expression in video games

Exemple of Never touch grass :

Bedwars player 1 : BRO THERE IS ANOTHER SWEAT
Bedwars player 2: I KNOW BE CARFUL

*Sweat killed Bedwars player 1*
*Sweat killed Bedwars player 2*

Bedwars player 2: BRO ANNOYING
Sweat : OHOHOHOHOH HEHEHEH mad cuz bad L L noob im sweating on new players ahahaha

Bedwars player 1: BRO like actually go touch grass kid you no life kid wanna be sweat
Sweat : Don't care

*Sweat fell into the void*

Bedwars player 2: LOL WANNA BE SWEAT L
Bedwars player 1: EZ EZ EZ

*Bedwars player 1 and 2 wins the game*
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Story made by me ;) thats why guys never sweat and go touch grass and go to school. :)

by A sweaty Roblox player March 30, 2023

touch the mustard

-General whorish behaviour

This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.

Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.

1. Concerned friend: "I really wish that you wouldn't touch the mustard so often"
Whore: "It pays the bills"

2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"

by this name isn't actually real December 19, 2010

Touch my boobs

Caught you in 4k

Why are you looking up touch my boobs on urban dictionary

by Blvssfvl February 17, 2024

jesus cheese touch

When your pal gives you a cheese touch but from his generation Jesus gave his family tree the cheese touch and it’s been passed on by the family tree onto your pal and he’s now gave you the Jesus cheese touch

Jesus cheese touch “what the fuck is a Jesus cheese touch”it’s a cheese touch started in my family tree from Jesus

by Chazz@ March 21, 2022