Goat Thumper

When you fat glizzy destroys a goats ass just like I did with your wife, or when you have a great “experience” with a goat

Oh my god Barry did the goat thumper on that goat down the street

by CrickyGG May 12, 2021

Matthew Thompson

a sex god

dammm you were like Matthew Thompson last night in bed

by chingaman12345 May 19, 2021

Universal Thump

Herman Melville’s description of karma in ”Moby Dick.” We all get crapped on in one way or another.

“I have the satisfaction of knowing that it is all right; that everybody else is one way or other served in much the same way — either in a physical or metaphysical point of view, that is; and so the universal thump is passed round.”

by Libromancer June 8, 2021

xavier thompson

Xavier Thompson’s are pretty sick people but they’re scared of cricket balls when facing fast bowlers but there alright at cricket.

Teacher: Hey Xavier Thompson can you come and bat?
Xavier Thompson: No I’m to scared
Teacher: Bur you’re good
Xavier Thompson: Bats and scores 50

by Iekdjnxnsjjsndmmc May 28, 2021

Lauren Thompson

Aka- Dookapook and edditsby.I
im going to find where you live lauren...😁4️⃣📸🆔

👹GASONLINE👹

lauren thompson stinky :p

by bigbattygal.com June 29, 2021

nivea thompson

Nivea Thompson is the wife of Min Yoongi 2021. She is a mother of 2 by the names of Arianna Curiel and Liliana Contreras. Although Arianna Curiel was diagnosed with Down Syndrome at birth; Nivea still cherished her as if nothing were wrong.

Friend: "Hey! Does BTS Min Yoongi have a wife?"

You: "Yeah! her name is Nivea Thompson."

by joeballz July 19, 2021

evan thompson

alcoholic

me : hey, you're an evan thompson
them: i know ive dranki 800 bottle of bud lite in 3 days

by efefseefesfefesfsefesfs July 24, 2021