Time-limited and saddest version of Kyton who enjoys his weekly LuoSiFen regardless of how much sodium he consumes.
by Not Lzm November 22, 2021
Get the California Kytonmug. what the California?!?
by Chickenpants93 October 26, 2022
Get the Californiamug. the most original name on earth, especially if you live in California.
very shy but superior to all of you, she got to be super hot
very shy but superior to all of you, she got to be super hot
by usjsjsjwkaaknsnsjw November 21, 2021
Get the Californiamug. When a man sticks his cock in a womans ass, then the woman sprints. Until the man ejaculates in her ass
by The bigges big boi January 2, 2019
Get the California Tractor Pullmug. Prostrate finger penetration (aka a good ole PEGGING) at Hotel California that detonates a mustard gas fart!
Dee went to check into John’s Hotel California; but when she did enter the masters chamber, she detonated the Del Taco toxic mustard gas fart!!!! Welcome to the Pegging at Hotel California!!! It’s a real SHIT HOLE!!! Wear protective gear!!!
by Cougar Sport Killer November 23, 2020
Get the Pegging at Hotel Californiamug. A contest where 2 people put as many dildos between their cheeks as possible, and clench as hard as humanly possible until their ass starts cramping up to the point where blood starts pouring out of your ass hole.
by JamesNewton February 4, 2025
Get the California Clenchermug. One who smears jiffy on their gooch, preferably creamy, and lets their partner and one other animal (doesn't matter what) lick it while they stare at them both with a blank crosseyed stare.
I was backpacking through California and my wife and I met a friendly wild boar. I took the peanut butter off the sandwiches and as a reward gave myself a California Crosseye instead
by dontsmellmyfinger January 1, 2019
Get the California Crosseyemug.