by naudb March 7, 2022
Get the Noah Yzemug. Hym "Because if he (Noah) DID kill himself, then, GOOD. Fuck that pieces of shit. He FUCKING DESERVES IT. Wouldn't have a goddamn thing if not for a fat dick and being forced into a system (for touching little girls and BECAUSE HE'S MENTALLU RETARDED AND DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE SEX ACT) that allows him to succeed when he shouldn't. And NOW he DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING. He DOESN'T deserve to live and I DO. And now, you of spite. You want to force me to fail when I shouldn't. And I'm just going to kill you fucking kids for it. The cop that came into the gas station already told me that your whole plan is to keep me talking. For what? Until when? I'm not going to give any reason to stop me and if I get locked up for ANY reason I'll just do what I'm going to do any which is KILL YOU FUCKING KIDS IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE CREDIT I DESERVE AND LEAVE ME ALONE. If your piece of shit friend saw this and killed themselves? GOOD! YOUR KID? GOOD! JOIN THEM. You should do it too!"
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
Get the Noahmug. by bigcoolguy February 16, 2022
Get the Noah Gastmug. A good guy when he wants to be, but has a crazy bad temper and will fuck up any one who messes with him. Loves music and hates life. Is a tad perverted, but knows when not to be. Loves when he wants to, hates anyone who annoys him slightly.
by NkJKillin April 8, 2019
Get the Noahmug. by Noah Schnapp is a zionist pig November 14, 2023
Get the Noah Schnappmug. Noah L is most definitely one of the best people you could meet in your entire life, he has a huge heart (like other things) and a great sense of humour that can have literally anyone laughing in an instant. Noah is an incredible musician with great music taste. He is an absolute gentleman and was raised to be the perfect man. Noah is very respectful towards women and can make his girlfriend feel extremely loved. He swears waaaayyy to much however when he wants to, he can speak very poetically and uses his words to totally sweep people off of their feet. He also has AMAZING muscles. His abs and his biceps could make any girl melt. Not to mention his stunning hair, soft lips and beautiful face. In general, Noah is just hot. Noah's kisses send his girlfriend into an absolute spiral because they are so soft and lovely. If you find a Noah L, you have been ranked successful in my books because he is simply angelic.
by G1709 February 27, 2023
Get the Noah Lmug. noah will love you then he won’t on and off until it finally breaks you. but you can never stop loving him
noah - i love you
2 days later
noah - i can’t be with you
2 weeks later
noah - i love you
and it goes on and on.
2 days later
noah - i can’t be with you
2 weeks later
noah - i love you
and it goes on and on.
by gigi2014 July 12, 2024
Get the noahmug.