A health company in Logan and Mingo County West Virginia where the Director of Finance Mrs. Cook has a horrendous case of black nasty charred diseased smokers lungs 🫁 fighting left and right against a insidious nicotine addiction. Also seen smoking a cigarette at a drive thru at a local fast food restaurant parking lot close to a local Walmart.
Douglas: Do you know of anyone round these West Virginia redneck parts who has smokers lungs? I’m dying for a cigarette.
Peter: Yeah do you know where Mountain Laurel Integrated Healthcare is? Mrs. Cook might have one. Heard she sun got smokers lungs too. Yes-haw! (Slaps Knee)
Peter: Yeah do you know where Mountain Laurel Integrated Healthcare is? Mrs. Cook might have one. Heard she sun got smokers lungs too. Yes-haw! (Slaps Knee)
by OrangeSoda75 November 19, 2023
Get the Mountain Laurel Integrated Healthcaremug. Slang for when someone tries to justify a decision they made by giving a superficial meaning to their actions that doesn't make any sense, and/or is typically so transparent it's obvious to see that there was no thought put into said decision.
Person 1: Dude, did you see the new rims on Alex's honda civic? He said he gets like +50 horsepower from them!
Person 2: (laughs hysterically) All he did was waste $800 because he wants to be noticed by someone for once in his life. All those rims are is a mountain with wings.
Person 2: (laughs hysterically) All he did was waste $800 because he wants to be noticed by someone for once in his life. All those rims are is a mountain with wings.
by X_Juul_is_cuul_X April 17, 2019
Get the Mountain with Wingsmug. When Partner 1 force feeds Partner 2 enough moonshine for them to pass out, then Partner 1 inserts Partner 2’s smart phone into Partner 2’s ass while recording. The footage is then uploaded to Partner 2’s social media.
“Yeah Derek gave me a Rocky Mountain Colonoscopy last night and the footage gave my grandmother a stroke. Hell of a family reunion though.”
by ShaftCraft43 March 4, 2021
Get the Rocky Mountain Colonoscopymug. by oneofamind October 4, 2017
Get the the mountain between usmug. The trademark play of the Dallas Cowboys, but not one used during any football game. Instead, this is a play they run in the locker room after, win or lose that involves the entire team stripping naked, finding a partner and beginning to wrestle each other. The winner of this 1v1 is crowned when they successfully butt fuck their opponent. Round 2 begins on top of the pile of butt fucked bodies and this process is rinsed and repeated until there is a mountain of bodies, with one lone Cowboy on top, balls deep in the peak
Cowboys Fan 1: Ahhh man, we choked in the play-offs again.
Cowboys Fan 2: I know, but at least 'dem boys get to hold their heads high as they head to the locker room for their final play, the Brokeback Mountain.
Cowboys Fan 1: God, what I would give to be at the bottom of that mountain
Cowboys Fan 2: I know, but at least 'dem boys get to hold their heads high as they head to the locker room for their final play, the Brokeback Mountain.
Cowboys Fan 1: God, what I would give to be at the bottom of that mountain
by anonymous December 17, 2023
Get the Brokeback Mountainmug. A very puffy pussy
by richard_harry February 25, 2022
Get the Beaver Mountainmug. Sometimes they can be massive hooters (boobs/tits/breasts) but there mainly Anykind.
Mountain: Singular Boob
Mountain: Singular Boob
by HolyDavid September 18, 2021
Get the Mountainsmug.