by Tennessee Pelt June 29, 2010
Get the mullet juicemug. There are two definitions:
1. v. Getting the ugly fat friend drunk off her ass so she won't cock block any potential hook-ups with her hot friends. This is usually with the intent that she'll lose her inhibitions and suddenly feel the urge to "just dance" while leaving her friends alone.
Sometimes the skinny friends instigate this themselves so it won't hurt their game or their friend's feelings.
2. v. getting so drunk that you're willing to have sex with a large rotundous woman.
1. v. Getting the ugly fat friend drunk off her ass so she won't cock block any potential hook-ups with her hot friends. This is usually with the intent that she'll lose her inhibitions and suddenly feel the urge to "just dance" while leaving her friends alone.
Sometimes the skinny friends instigate this themselves so it won't hurt their game or their friend's feelings.
2. v. getting so drunk that you're willing to have sex with a large rotundous woman.
1. Jason: That fat bitch keeps trying to talk to me and ruining my game.
Adam: Let's get some juice in that ham so she'll leave us alone.
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Anne: God, Judith is running all the hot guys off. Let's buy some shots.
Jessica: For real, bitch gets crazy on the dance floor. I just hope she keeps her clothes on this time.
Becca: God that was gross but worth it. Fuck it - let's juice that ham!
2. God damn I was so drunk last night that I put my baby juice in that ham.
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I'm so drunk and desperate I'll even go for juicing a ham.
Adam: Let's get some juice in that ham so she'll leave us alone.
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Anne: God, Judith is running all the hot guys off. Let's buy some shots.
Jessica: For real, bitch gets crazy on the dance floor. I just hope she keeps her clothes on this time.
Becca: God that was gross but worth it. Fuck it - let's juice that ham!
2. God damn I was so drunk last night that I put my baby juice in that ham.
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I'm so drunk and desperate I'll even go for juicing a ham.
by crzymeanbtch February 8, 2010
Get the Juicing a Hammug. Dude I just went on a ride and the gooch juice was real - it’s like my taint is haunting my motorcycle
by Byrdieboy996 March 10, 2020
Get the Gooch Juicemug. "Yo I'm Trashed on Carrot Juice, Bra."
"Dude, It's tuesday? Fuck this lets get some Carrot Juice"
" Whats in the bottle?
- Carrot Juice"
"Dude, It's tuesday? Fuck this lets get some Carrot Juice"
" Whats in the bottle?
- Carrot Juice"
by YUS October 3, 2012
Get the Carrot Juicemug. I fucked her in the ass and then she spread her asshole to let my jizz leak out and we call that booty juice son.
by The Train December 3, 2006
Get the Booty Juicemug. According to Conan O'Brian's mock Boy-Band group "Dudez A Plenti", Awesome Juice is how any babe gets awesome.
It is distilled from the naturally occurring awesomeness found in things that aren't ghey like boybands.
It is a well known fact that Librarians tend to have the highest naturally occurring amount of awesome juice of any group of people.
It is distilled from the naturally occurring awesomeness found in things that aren't ghey like boybands.
It is a well known fact that Librarians tend to have the highest naturally occurring amount of awesome juice of any group of people.
How’d you get so awesome, baby?
From drinking lots of awesome juice?
The awesome juice has worked, hooray
From drinking lots of awesome juice?
The awesome juice has worked, hooray
by IkeCube September 26, 2008
Get the awesome juicemug. by Matt Booth August 13, 2004
Get the Mule Juicemug.