Anytwo five elevennis?

A common query in Victor Borge's inflationary language, in which all words with numbers in them have that number "increased" by one. A sentence like "You look wonderful tonight" becomes "You look twoderful threenight". "Anytwo five elevennis?" therefore translates into regular English as "Anyone for tennis?"

When we got to the country club, I was deflnined to see that the golf course was closed until Threesday, five I had really looked fiveward to hitting a hole in two. Luckily, my twoderful friend Knine pointed out that the elevennis court had opened at one o'clock noon. I was so thrilled that I gave her a high six and said "Anytwo five elevennis?"

by Alex-2598 April 6, 2021

five minute piss

A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.

Man, I swear. I had to pee so bad this morning, that I took a five minute piss! Got a pee high now!

by LonePooper May 4, 2018

Five o'clock vagadow

A normally shaved bush that's gone to sand-paper status, giving her "lady parts" a "five o'clock shadow" effect. Either 2 or more days unshaven in the vagina region.

Sandy wanted sleep with this man desperately but she hadn't shaved down there in days and thought that her five o'clock vagadow would turn him off forever.

by Whyitsmama July 15, 2015

Five-pronged condom

Synonymous with Latex/disposable gloves. Primary use during Covid-19 epidemic

“Aren’t you gonna sanitise before touching that door-handle?”
“No it’s okay. I use an alternative form of corona-contraption: the five-pronged condom”
*gestures to disposable gloves*

by A helpful Gay August 30, 2020

Punch High-Five

Pretending to "bump fists" and then opening your palm up at the last second to high-five eachother.

Person 1: I just won the lottery!

Person 2: Dude! That's awesome, punch high-five!

*High five*

Person 2: You're too slow, you punched my palm!

by Wellmanator March 7, 2009

mah fave five

Term used by Booker T to express his inclinations about his favorite five things.

"Those right there are mah fave five wrestlers."

by Damienomics May 31, 2014

extra-low five

The playful act of an athlete or coach slapping a teammate on the butt after a great play. It can be used in all sports, even female athletes extra-low five.

After LeSean McCoy made that sweet 14 yard touchdown run. Chip Kelly had no choice but to give his favorite player a good old fashioned extra-low five as he ran off the field.

by 6FingazInDaFlesh October 12, 2014