Diesel Jacked

Seen to have explosive, ripped muscles beyond any recognition.

Joey Porter, a man among boys, is Diesel Jacked.

Ronnie Coleman is diesel jacked.

by Joshua Trant January 29, 2009

gic-jack

Slang --

Org: Gic (HyperThread)
1) Noun: Gic that is confusing, scattered or disorienting in nature. Always in quantities greater than individual.
2) Verb: To gic in a particularly intense or illustrative manner.

1) Surveying the field littered with gic-jack, he wept for there were no more worlds left to conquer.
2) Got gic-jack'd by that ass hat in the SUV.
3) Don't you be bringin' that gic-jack in here muthafucka.

by Evo September 24, 2004

Power Jack

When a person uses two hands to get a male to climax as fast as possible.

Sally has the best hands for a Power Jack. Last night her delicate and smooth hands made me cum so fast I couldn't even make it a whole minute.

by Damon K. September 28, 2021

Cum jacked

When your girlfriend/wife uses trickery to steal/relocate sperm originally intended for the backdoor and relocates to the frontdoor in the hope of secretly procreating.

Breeno: "Jesus Crust mate my girlfriend just told me she is pregnant"
JT: "Hang on, aren't you the 'backdoor bandit'?"
Breeno: "I didn't ask for that nickname!"
JT: But you probably deserve it. You must have been cum jacked! It's the only explanation... cum trickery ass bandit

by bunkerspreckels September 21, 2016

Shower Jack

A little boy that finds out the wonders of masturbation while in the shower. When he gets older he is constantly in the shower for 2 hours at a time.

Jack : why does he take so long in the shower ?

Joe : because he is such a shower jack

by Hsbevebnsjchdbsnelfjbd d August 28, 2013

Jack Rackham

Jack Rackham is a certified badman who was recruited by NRK and since then has scored multiple points on his opps on road. Jack Rackham is praised by all but is also feared on the streets and therefore is not a force to be messed with. Jack Rackham portrays the look of a black man with strong ginger hair and has the voice of someone fresh off the boat(do not let the stereotypically British name fool you).

Wallad 1:Yo my twizzy. Did you see Jack Rackham on the battlefield?

Wallad 2: Of course. He was smacking bodies bro.

by TalibanTom911 May 4, 2022

Jack Jensen

A sexy beast who is way to cute for everyone around him. He can usually be found around two other chads and is very shy and insane at everything except balancing. Usually a track kid and has women crawling on him. Has a 4.0.

Wow That Kid Has So Many Girls He Must Be A Jack Jensen

by Curious George Hamilton May 6, 2022