STOP BENDING UR WRIST

Please stop bending ur wrist, if you hurt it!

When my friend is moving her hurt wrist I tell her to “STOP BENDING UR WRIST”

by Vi0123 February 21, 2023

ur mom quadruple gay

Instantly win any argument without worry, most powerful phrase in existence.

Bob: Hey you look ugly!
Naomi: ur mom quadruple gay.
Bob: ...
Bob: this isn't fair

by neptunitee December 2, 2021

Jordan ur my fav

FJ is a simp

She snapped “jordan ur my fav”

Oh yea I hate that guy too, what a simp

by tequilapapi September 18, 2020

Ur drunk go home

Alternative variation: Ur drunk go to bed

Phrase used when someone who is more often than not, not actually under the influence of alcohol, but who's interjection into a conversation is unwelcomed and irrelevant.

Bob: Hey Bob how is Alice's doing? Sorry does she prefer Alice or Allison?

The other guy whose name also happens to be Bob: Either is fine she's easy like that. Yeah she's doing good thanks for asking. Yeah. Well, actually she's not great to be honest, I don't know why I felt I couldn't tell you. The chemo doesn't seem to be working. I'm not sure...well...I mean..we're looking into different-

Russell: What about my wife? I'm not even married dude.

Both Bobs: Ur drunk go home Russell.

by Jim Bond December 17, 2022

i fucked ur dad

the insult of all insults to make any grown man cry
this insult is so severe that it has been known to give people panic attacks and put people in comas, and in some cases even death

todd: how was your day
larry: i fucked ur dad
todd: {instant coma}

by lanky nonse 68 September 24, 2021

ur about to get rekt

The phrase you use when your about to roast someone really bad.

Some troll in the internet: (Random insult)
You (Thinking): Ur about to get rekt.

by Enderpro64 November 5, 2016

ur stephen hawking docking

when two wheelie bois dock (sticking ones dick into the others) with one another .

bully: ur mum gay
you: ur stephen hawking docking
bully: *bully's dick instantly blows up*

by wheelie boi May 16, 2018