Straight Edge

Big fat pussys that like to be jackasses and go around and but up the peaceful little stoners and drunks

that straight edger sure is a pussy

by John cockery October 4, 2005

straight edge

person who is against any substance that gets in the way or seperates them from what they love.

the ramones use to do drugs, but went straight-edge because drug use was tearing the band apart.

by josh December 21, 2003

Ultra Straight

Ultra Straight people are essentially just straight people who do not have sex. They only prefer to masturbate with themselves (has to be of their own hand and body)

Person #1: I identify as Super Straight

Person #2: Doesn't matter you won't get laid anyways

Person #1: You must be confused, I am Super Straight, not Ultra Straight. You're talking about the wrong sexual orientation and the fact you would assume that I am ultra-straight offends me.

by canny conservative March 11, 2021

super straight

a word used my lonley asshole dick heads who get zero pussy

guy1 what’s your sexuality

guy2 i’m super straight

guy1 so your lonley

by Sexy ellis March 8, 2021

Super Straight

A code word used by turbo virgins to identify eachother online.

“Yeah bro I’m super straight”
“Just admit you get no bitches”

by Allmightymonke March 7, 2021

Super Straight

A /pol/ 4chan op in the same veign as pridefall created to use "Left's tactics agaisnt themselves, call them bigots for not accepting super straights" as mentioned in the original post that created the whole operation and a flag that used the ss symbol.

Person 1: You're not super straight you're just transphobic.

by Sup3rr March 7, 2021

Super Straight

Gay men / women who like running around there neighborhoods naked at 4 A.M and also have a piss kink and a shit kink

“Do you like this girl” No I’m Super Straight.

by Br00k2G March 9, 2021