bloody toothed squirrel

When a woman has an unkept vagina like a 70's penthouse pet with a front lawn that hasn't been mowed in a year and is on her period. The tooth or teeth that you see is the tampon peeking out but can also be anything white that stands out quite nicely against the red. It may be some discharge or cum or even a white head, perhaps a yeast infection or your favorite STD. What is white and red all over? Not a newspaper my bloody friend!

Oh man I tried a 69 for the first time and all I saw was a bloody toothed squirrel!

by rumpellstiltkz April 15, 2015

Squirrel

Parallel to Dibs and Shotgun, but only refers to girls

Ariel: "Man, Naomi is sooo hot!"
Amnon: "Yeah, Squirrel!"

by AssBlaster99 February 21, 2010

Squirrel

Used as a nick name or slang word the true meaning of calling someone squirrel is someone who saves things for later, or someone with an ace up his sleeve.

Yo squirrel what’s the plan for tonight?

We’ll let squirrel deal with that

by Squirrel. March 20, 2021

Squirrel saver

When water troughs are placed in a field for livestock they are set under a tree to keep cool. However squirrels fall in and drown. So they place a log that breaches the water so the squirrel can escape. This is the same as releasing a large turd log in the toilet that breaches the water. Whereby a squirrel would be saved if it fell in. Most likely to happen after eating at a Chinese buffet

Sharon come check out this squirrel saver is just dropped

by Batmanlou January 26, 2019

Squirrel woman

A person of the female gender that has sex with the tree animal most know as a squirrel

Stay away from that squirrel woman Johnny

by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021

Squirrel Spaghetti

When a man who has diarrhea shats in a woman's pubes while slapping her with a Moby large.

Bro did you see that video of the Squirrel Spaghetti last night?!

by Oji Jiggy March 31, 2019

Squirreled

An unfortunate event which occurs after a woman has taken a pussy pounding of mythological levels. The result is swelling around the vaginal area so severe it creates an impenetrable wall. The name references the fact female squirrels are usually incapable of having sex directly after mating due to the male's sperm gluing their vagina shut, thus preventing competing males from mating with them.

"Hey Steph! I heard you got another date tonight! You excited?"
"No, I had to cancel because the date from last night ragdolled me for 3 hours. I'm completely squirreled. You could fit a paperclip in me right now"

by Sullenmax December 11, 2024