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Spoon whore

A person of the female gender who fires up drugs and will fuck you for a ๐Ÿ’‰ shot. They always say they ain't one till you bust out a quarter gram
If you need to bust a nut bruh just call jenn that fucking spoon whore will fuck anyone for a shot just give her ur wash

Hugh janus
by Throat plumber August 27, 2023
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Spoon

A obsequious human being that feeds other plaudits through desperation of being accepted and conforming with the majority
I'm tired of this spoon telling everyone what they want to hear
by Draco Mandelbrot January 16, 2022
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Spoons

A slang term for a pair of glasses, usually with more circular or round lenses.
Originates from the North West of England.
I don't like these glasses, they're too square. I wanna get some spoons.
by Bill Power January 18, 2020
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spoons

A game typically played at summer camps. The players sit around in a circle with spoons in the middle. There are precisely one fewer spoons than there are players. Each player is then dealt four playing cards from a massive pile of cards usually consisting of many decks with multiple different backs. The remaining cards are positioned between two of the players. The player on the left of the card pile then draws a card and then discards a card (she/he is allowed to discard the card drawn that turn if she/he wishes) by placing it between him/herself and the player to his/her left. That player picks up the card and adds it to his/her hand and discards a card by placing it face-down between him/herself and the player to his/her left, and the process continues. The last player discards cards by starting a discard pile next to the draw pile. While this is going on, the first player draws another card and discards resulting in more cards going around. The objective is to get four-of-a-kind. The first player to do so throws his/her cards in the middle face-up and grabs a spoon. At this point, all players try to grab a spoon, but because there are one more players than there are spoons, one player will end up without a spoon. This player is eliminated and can sit and watch or go do something else depending on the circumstance and how close the game is to finishing. The cards are then collected and reshuffled before being dealt out again with one fewer spoons in the middle.
Person 1: "I played spoons yesterday and almost won, but then my last remaining opponent started out with four 2's."
by snakemasterepic August 26, 2016
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Spoon

Someone who is emotionally unstable and desperate that clings to you when you haven't know them very long.
Guy 1: Hey, how's Tinder going?
Guy 2: I've been talking to a couple chicks, but they are all spoons.
by Faelord August 27, 2020
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glass spoon

A glowing spoon to eat ass with. Gl- (glow) ass spoon.
guy 1 : "Did you eat the booty like groceries?"
guy 2 : "You know it, I even brought my glass spoon"
by Turbusense December 20, 2015
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Wooden spoon karaoke

The rediculous endeavour of singing kareoke whilst using a wooden spoon in lieu of a microphone.
She ate that song during wooden spoon karaoke
by Phantom1983 February 10, 2024
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