Barking spiders

The act of passing gas and then blaming it on tiny eight legged creatures living in the walls.

Wow did you hear those barking spiders.

by mmikmont July 1, 2019

Spider

The leader of the ninth realm and leader of hell
Really loves christmas dinners

1. Im sorry lord spider i didnt- akjfbOQUIEFBKJACXBKqhf
2. All hail lord spider

by Super Snis December 28, 2018

Spider Rotation

Marijuana-passing rotation in which the first user (spider) takes a hit and passes to the next user. The spider then has the marijuana passed back to him before it goes to a third user and so on.

"Hey, pass that shit to him! We aren't going in spider rotation."

by Johnny Jericho December 10, 2008

Spider man wank

When ones wearing pair of dirty knickers on his face as a mask while wanking

Look at Andy having a spider man wank daddy

by Big dick Ernie November 22, 2021

Spider cop

A cop that traps you in a web of lies.

"Those fucken spider cops always got me caught from lyin!"

by Evrtt November 23, 2016

panda / spider man

the nickname of my crush so secret
crush na crush kita ‼️‼️
-his hair is majestic
-hes so sweet and amazing
-hes funny

-non toxic
-silly :3
-his hands are so soft and he’s so cutee

-I like him but I have mixed feelings
For now I won’t stop loving and admiring him until he finds out. I hope we’ll still be good friends. We’ve been friends since grade 2 <333

X look it’s you! *shows a picture of a panda / spider man from a game*

AAHAHAH -him

by ily.starri🐼 September 1, 2023

Spider

Eight legged insects that spy on you from out of sight while your sleeping. Just waiting for the right moment to climb up your nose to eat your brain.

There was a spider on my coffee mug so I took care of it and it's friends with a warhead.

by Coffee=CureToAll LifesProblems August 9, 2018