Crappy toilet paper that tears apart leaving poop on your hand and often leaves tons of dingle berries (see dingle berry definition) on your ass
by Mr. Dic-tionary April 26, 2017
Get the angel softmug. The polar opposite of a hard stan.
Soft stans only think pure thoughts of their bias and wish only the best for their bias without being perverted. They think of their bias as an adorable marshmallow that is to be protected at all times.
Aka: Cris<3
Soft stans only think pure thoughts of their bias and wish only the best for their bias without being perverted. They think of their bias as an adorable marshmallow that is to be protected at all times.
Aka: Cris<3
by KookieCrispis October 21, 2017
Get the Soft stanmug. The doctor asked me how many drinks i have in a week. Had to do some soft math to give him an answer that didn't make me sound like an alcoholic.
by Candy_Ass_Ho January 15, 2019
Get the Soft mathmug. Soft-E is an aesthetic term that isn’t commonly used. It’s for those who stand between soft boy/girl and E boy/girl.It’s a mix of the two. It isn’t as hardcore as the regular E kids but it also isn’t as soft as the soft kids (this shit sounds like gangs lmao)
Also another term, just to make sure everyone knows they are valid, Epals or soft pals for our non-binary, questioning, or gender fluid pals out there uwu
Also another term, just to make sure everyone knows they are valid, Epals or soft pals for our non-binary, questioning, or gender fluid pals out there uwu
P1: Oh my gosh he’s such a..ugh.. I don’t know the word, he’s cute but dark!!
P2: he’s a soft-E! Cute and soft but has e boy mixed in!!
P2: he’s a soft-E! Cute and soft but has e boy mixed in!!
by d u m m y h e a d September 30, 2019
Get the Soft-Emug. 
The act of placing ones mouth around a males anus opening thereafter perform a reach around to clasp the erect penis (yogurt handle) pull down releasing the diarrhea (yogurt) from the anus.
Also known as TCBY (The Countries Best Yogurt)
*prep time:12-14 hours
Toppings aren’t required but highly recommended!
When one man puts his mouth around another mans asshole and reaches around clasping the boner or yogurt handle pushing down to release the diarrhea or yogurt right into your mouth.
Also known as TCBY (The Countries Best Yogurt)
*prep time:12-14 hours
Toppings aren’t required but highly recommended!
When one man puts his mouth around another mans asshole and reaches around clasping the boner or yogurt handle pushing down to release the diarrhea or yogurt right into your mouth.
by 👊🏼👈🏼🙀 April 12, 2021
Get the Soft-Servedmug.